Shhh. Don't tell anyone. I'm POSTING something.

I know, I know. It's been FOREVER. I kindof forget to write here. But I will put in BEEEG NEWS then. For the negative-twelve people who read this.
I AM GETTING MARRIED! Yes! ME!
And it will be smallish, I hope, so don't be hurt if you're not invited. We have no money for a big shebang, thanks to a certain lawyer who sneakily appears to have "lost" poor da's life savings. And even if he hadn't, I wouldn't want da to shell out gobs of money. We just want a nice party for some close friends and family.