How many things can I knit at once?

Well, one, technically... but I've got I-don't-know-how-many works in progress at the moment.
Lessee....

• The not-quite-a-wedding-present shawl in blue. (Candy-fx in blue, soft-kid in palest blue, and Sevilla ribbon in silver-white -- using a modification of the Fiesta Gelato and Rayon Boucle tasseled shawl)
• The original effort at the not-quite-a-wedding-present wrap, in red and gold Karabella Gossamer.
• My silly Homespun "pretty knit poncho" from the Lion Brand website.
• An Alien Illusion Scarf of course
• (damn, what's with the F-15-sounding jets over Brookline right now?)
• A raspberry red chenille scarf for Mrs. D to go with her hat, which is too big I think....
• There's more, I know there's more, I just can't think of it right now.
• Oh yes, those damn socks. What can I do with my other fancy sock yarn, since I know now that I can't stand knitting socks?

And let's not talk about how much yarn I bought at the Woolcott & Co. sale last weekend.

Maybe I should do my taxes.